Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, are blamed for killing polar bears.
Dreams of melted sea ice flooding Tampa Bay, will make it hard to sleep tonight.
You know that Algore's on his way, with lots of charts and graphs in his private jumbo sleigh.
It's always cold, when he arrives, you know it's still quite a sin to stay alive.
And so as the abnormally cold winter
settles over the land after a surcease in solar spot activity
unaccounted for in computer models...
And as cap-and-trade impoverishes you.
As long as you shell out the bucks for his films,
Merry Christmas to You

I love it!!
Posted by: Dee | 12/17/2008 at 09:52 AM